Shakira

Diferenta dintre ei si voi?
Ei se ridica de-asupra voastra,
Dar doar cu muntii de gunoi.
Si-n locul unde-i sufletul vostru,ei sunt goi.

Intre un "fetita pot sa ma uit la ochii tai?" si repriza de ras cu uaif si ftm =3
jur ca nu mai fac vreo remarca rautacioasa fata de draghici.
chiar imi place de ea..o____o'
si ne preda bine.
si inteleg!
ceea ce e de baza,ma obisnuiesc sa ies la tabla,nu imi mai scot ochii inainte si ma comport egzemplar.gzgzggz.

stiti c-am zis ca (apropo prin stiti ma adresez poporului.) invat la teza?
apai mna dumineca ii frumoasa,nu se munceste,creieru' meu e pus in functiune de gandaci si ei nu lucreaza duminica.prin urmare,n-am invatat.
dau eu teza cu polly si uaif azi,pune profa mana direct pe caietu' meu si apoi,dupa ce imi sangereaza teza,imi pune zashi.what more?chiar daca mi s-a stricat media cu 7le ala.jesus,daca eu din clasa 6a m-as fi auzit citind cu voce tare randul asta dupa ce l-as fi postat,m-as fi pocnit.dar imi pasa de medie.

Shakibalada..?=3

Kids gathered arround the fire,looking at the akward zombie that was sitting in front of them.Then,the zombie talked,and they all listened closely:
-I was only nine when I met her.It was a rainy day,and she was clueless about were was our classrom.But she stopped right in front of our door,staring at me,then,with a big,evil smile on her face,she whispered laughingh:
-Is that children I can smell!?And oh,my,it's an untouched one!Oh,kids, come to mee.
She opened the door and the hell unleashed:she was running and screaming arround,'cause the smell of kids was driving her insane.She had small red dots on her face,and her eyes became red when wind came up the window,making our smell even more awesome.
-You!Have YOU done your homework?she said,as she got closed to a friend of mine
-B..bb..ut teacher,we just met.We didn't had a hom...the child was so scared he could barely speak,but the beast started screaming:
-You IDIOTS!How many times untill you do what I say?You fuckin fuckity *beep beep beeep*
While she was swearing,I couldn't hear something anymore,'cause someone covered my ears."Not that you don't know them already,but she screams them,and I like the way YOU make them sound sweet." said a voice in my head.When I could finally hear something,the beast was moaning on her desk,begging us for some meat.
-Sacrify yourself!You demons,it burns!
Then,while she was acting insane,she stopped,then she whispered:
-You know..it...burns burns burns!
She started dancing like Stefan Banica Jr.,ending up on the floor,breathing like an elephant,with her face all blushed,as we all laughed.

heehee XD